MOM: I am so worried about Donny! I think there is something wrong with him!
ME: Is he sick? What is wrong??
MOM: I don't know, he has been moping around all night! He wont get up or leave the tile floor in the kitchen.
ME: He is laying in the kitchen?
MOM: Yes! Do you think he is sad because he feels like nobody loves him and that the baby has taken his place in the family?
ME: Wow, that's a bit extreme don't you think? It's been 7 months since the baby was born and we play with him everyday. Donny absolutly loves Asher.
MOM: Well, all I know is that he has been acting like this since dinner-time.
ME: Since dinner you say?
MOM: Yep.
I went to assess the situation for myself, and to my not-so-surprise... this is what I found:
ME: Mom, did you happen to notice where Donny was laying in relation to the tantelizing aroma of this fresh out of the oven, mouth-watering shake and bake chicken that is sitting on the stove?
MOM: Oh, that.
ME: Yeah mom, he isn't moping, he's begging. He is laying here trying to make you feel sorry for him so that you will give him a big old bite of that goodness. And the Truth is... you totally fell for it!
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